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simplecoffee ([personal profile] simplecoffee) wrote2017-08-23 05:25 am

Protocol Kappa (Oneshot, Men in Black, ~9k)

HELLO. I HAVE FINALLY MADE A THING.

I fell hard and fast for the Men in Black franchise earlier this year. This year also happens to be the twentieth since Men in Black's release.
Here, therefore, is my love letter to these movies. (Possibly the first of a few to Tommy Lee Jones's face.)

At Ao3: Protocol Kappa

Genre: Hurt/comfort as fuck. (May err on the side of tooth-rotting fluff.)
Summary: Five times Kay fell asleep in the office, and one time he didn't.

Short preview under the cut:

Kay takes a sip of the coffee Jay hands him, closes his eyes for a moment in appreciation, and then is instantly all business. "Okay, what d'you got for me, Tiger?"

Jay blinks. "Hey, you just gonna pretend that never happened? You were snuggling, man! Snuggling!"

"I don't know what you're talkin' bout," Kay says. "I do not understand that word."

"Sure, man," says Jay, and again, does not mention the alien teddy bear sitting beside his partner on the couch. "I get it. You're a mean tough guy who doesn't cuddle."

"Don't get ahead of yourself, I only said I don't know what it means."

Jay lets himself smirk a little, but refills Kay's cup without his asking. "So, we got a skimmer at 38-45, a brawl over some Cancrian diamond candies way uptown, and a guy who puts alien modifications on muscle cars. Or, you know, we could go to the diner on the corner and get some pie first."